The Leopard Fez Society

EP 012: Crawl Space Lung

In this high-wattage episode sure to be a ratings blockbuster, a rando listener phone call sends Bob on a high stakes, top secret communications wire pulling mission that takes him all the way from the crawl space to the attic! Meanwhile, Brian travels on a mind journey to the wonderful Land of Oz during  a spine-tingling colonoscopy performed by  the evil Dr. Terror and his monkey assistant Punchface. 
Fortunately, the boys are rescued by the powerful Mark 7 atomic golf cart and taken to the local Cinema 12 for some well-earned downtime with a host of summer extravaganza movie events.
Don’t you dare miss it! Unless something better comes up, of course.
Intro and outro covers performed by Bob

EP 011: Elvis’s Pimp Cane

Our daring duo travels back in time to watch Elvis sing his ass off and get accosted by female fans. Then, hopping into their Chryslus Corvega,  they travel to the New California Republic to get the lowdown on what these Fallout cats are really up to only to find out we ran out of time. Resident Sov Cit Zeke gives us his ‘John Birch on acid’ take on American rights and privileges, and finally, some delightful quick bites are served up in the charming Leopard Fez Cafe until drawing the ire of the media police. Tune in, turn on, and drop out!

EP 010: Holiday Spectacular(ish)

In an episode filled with bittersweet emotions, Bob and Brian wave an AI-generated goodbye to 2025. With joy in their hearts, and acid reflux in their stomachs, the Boys recall the highs and lows of a year that most unpaid online historians are already saying ‘ranks right down there with the Black Death pandemic of 1346’. So gather around the little ones and enjoy some Christmas cheer, Bob and Brian style!

Ep 009 -Now in Dubly!

In defiance of the laws of common sense and sanity, Bob and Brian boldly claim their Sovereign Citizenry, moving them ever further from the fine line between stupid and clever. Thankfully, the lads from Spinal Tap are back with cheese and monoliths to restore the cosmic order, as only heavy duty rock n’ roll can.
Later, Reverend Bob ministers to a wandering christian with the whoopin’ cough, Tina the Llama wins first prize, and Jayden strikes back to school Cayden about Yoda, Eleven, and Modafinil. You won’t want to miss this episode, unless you have something better to do!
intro and Outro Music: Surf De L'Amour performed by Bob

EP 008: The Hammer of Vulcan

In the thrilling sequel to Episode 7, the evil Ranger Rickie and his henchmonkey, Punchface, threaten humanity with a computer-generated alien invasion. Bob and Brian, aboard their photon electrobikes, must race to foil the diabolical plan with a team of adolescent synthetics and middle-aged Swifties. Meanwhile, Worf, Spock and Eleven struggle to defeat a sinister online marketing campaign and restore order to a banal corporate logo. Strap in, gang, we’re puttin’ the cracker back in that barrel!
Intro and Outro music: Zulu Queen courtesy of the Grandsons and available wherever fine records and tapes are sold!

Ep 007: Our Fentanyl is Clean

In the epic tradition of Ben Hur and Lawrence of Arabia, master storytellers Bob and Brian  present a sweeping tale of adventure, romance, and latrine lasagna in Episode 7- ‘Thunder on the Poop Deck’. You’ll thrill to the story of Spinal Tap’s next return, a family dinner gone tragically wrong, the comedic glory that is SCTV, and the unforgivable sin of Rogue One. A little Clean Fentanyl or Stove Top Tina? Top it off with some chicken fried bacon! It’s all here in Episode 7-  guaranteed free range goodness!
Intro and Outro music: Zulu Queen courtesy of the Grandsons (go buy one of their albums)

Ep 006-The Funcle Chronicles

In this epic edition of the award-averse Leopard Fez Society podcast, Bob and Brian don their clown pants and hit the Kwikee Mart for Slushees and cigarettes, then take some laps in the Formula One Kardashian mobile. Later, a fun day at Camp Great Great day is interrupted by the appearance of an ominous child hunter in a creepy old car. Head for the cornfield, kids! All this and more on the Leopard Fez Society Podcast, now in its’ new easy-sneeze container!     
(intro and outro music: Zulu Queen, courtesy of the Grandsons) 

Ep 005: Mr. Bigglesworth-Instagram Bulldog

It’s the landmark 5th episode of the Leopard Fez Society podcast, and the accolades are flooding in from across the globe! The boys strap on their space helmets and gravity boots for a dangerous voyage to the planet Ferrix, then get bit on the ass by a youtube bulldog while stealth camping in the landscape foliage of a busy intersection.  Afterwards, Brian strikes a bro stand for Kraven the Hunter, then climbs upon his high horse for a rant about scoundrel patriots that would make Samuel Johnson proud! Don’t miss it! Unless you want to!

Ep 004: Weightlifting in Wool Slacks

In this episode, Bob and Brian suit up and enter the high speed world of Formula 1 racing. Later, a vacation home’s mysterious locked door leads to a terrifying encounter with the supernatural. Finally, Lee Marvin demonstrates the proper workout apparel for the well-dressed fry cook/ commie spy. You won’t want to miss a single riveting second!
(intro and outro music: Zulu Queen courtesy of The Grandsons)

003: The Magical Hand Axe

In this shocking episode, an extra-dimensional time vortex transports Bob and Brian to a land of crappy CG dinosaurs, darling baby goats, and impenetrable tv plot twists. With the help of a badass female warrior and electric bikes, they face the ultimate question- What the hell is a hash brown sandwich???
(intro and Outro music: Zulu Queen courtesy of the Grandsons)